Snow White at Darlington Hippodrome

Great songs, wonderful sets and a flying wicked queen – the only thing green about this show will be the envy of people who don’t go and see it.

It's funny how some traditions live long and strong, year after year.  Take Panto season, which is here again (oh yes it is); the usually demure and sedate theatre-going audiences are suddenly turned into, and accompanied by, screaming kids sporting all manner of flashing appendages; the knowing whispers when an actor misses a line are swapped for roars of laugher both on & off the stage and the 4th wall is torn down and ceremoniously trampled on as young and old are encouraged to great the cast with cheers, boos, chants and giggles.  That tradition is constantly reinforced by the production company Qdos who bring glitz, glamour, sparkles and no shortage of special effects back to Darlington.

This years offering at the newly reopened Hippodrome is the first major production to grace the refurbished theatre and give the seats, sound system and stage hands a really good workout.  With Snow White the chosen story, the traditional formula for panto is very well observed; plenty of goading the younger audience into shouts & screams, the singling out of a few teachers to make the next school dinner a constant source of amusement and of course, a liberal smattering of double entendres to ensure the adults can laugh along, tho not always at the reasons the kids believe.

On a stage of many stars Zoe Birkett (born like yours truly in Consett) dominates every scene she’s in – its been a long time since we had to knowingly share ‘our’ Zoe with the rest of the UK but each time she comes home she brings such energy, fun and enthusiasm that it’s like recharging the pride batteries.  

For this performance as the Wicked Queen she has

the opportunity to give us a full appreciation of all her talents, ending the 1^st act with her rendition of Queen of the Night which sounded and felt like Tina Turner in the Who musical Tommy (bit of an odd reference, but anyone who has watched the Ken Russell rock opera will surely appreciate the similarities) - when Zoe ‘brings it’ she brings it all, leaving you wondering how can someone soo good be soo deliciously bad ?

Continuing the time honoured traditions, the comedy double act of Eric Potts (a madcap dame to rival Christopher Biggins as Mrs Norah Crumble with an extensive range in baking ) and Liam Mellor (the daft as a brush Muddles) guarantee bucketfulls of slapstick comedy, laugh out loud routines and just plain old ‘forget your inhibitions’ silliness.  Bizarrely, they even occasionally manage to out-funny stand-up superstar Patrick Monahan, the not so evil queens henchman (tho if you want to get an extra session of Patrick then check out Bishop Auckland Town Hall comedy night on Fri 22^nd).  The funniest (and yet possibly scariest for the 3 guys) scene must be the discussion around how best to prepare the game bird for the royal dinner – I won’t spoil anything here, but the script writers certainly knew how to ensure the cast didn’t dare have a nip of something before a show.

The starring role of Prince Lee is played admirably by Lee Ryan, with plenty of energy and a great voice, he quickly identified with the dabbing youngsters in the audience (and a few of their mums too).  Full of very cleverly written songs (especially the ‘Darlo’ opening number ) and plenty of in jokes about the town and our neighbours, this had a very local feel which, with along with Zoe et al, ensured that whilst the deco might be new and the layout slightly different, the New Hippodrome still feels like home.

Panto is a very English form of theatre - many of my foreign friends just don't know how to approach one and consequently they struggle to accept the 'anarchy' that ensues, but that's what this tradition is all about - forget the quintessential British reservedness and grant yourself one evening of self indulgent silliness - if laughter is the best medicine then Darlington Hippodrome audiences will be the healthiest in all the land.

Strictly Musicals 2 at the New Darlington Hippodrome

Welcome Home

The perfect blend of old and new is an ideal way to celebrate the opening of Darlington’s New  Hippodrome.

Throughout history there have always been great double acts; partnerships which seem forged in perfect harmony and inseparable regardless of time, culture or changing tastes .  For many years, Darlington Operatic Society and The Civic (as was) have been one such double act so it was fitting that the New Hippodrome would host, as its inaugural show the latest offering from the most professional amateur production group in the country.  Not only was it a chance to reunite two of Darlington’s most loved offerings, but also to celebrate old and new, tradition and modernity whilst clearly spotlighting the future.

Strictly Musicals 2 (the sequel to the record breaking show of 2013) is another masterpiece of selection, choreography and musical direction, celebrating show tunes from old and new, classic and breakthrough and giving an opportunity to not only showcase the immense talent within DOS, but to also test and challenge the new theatre’s readiness for the hectic seasons to come.

Anyone who has been to a DOS production will be familiar with the quality on show; tremendous group vocal performances supported by elaborate and energetic dance routines and complimented by breath taking duets and solos.  The choice of numbers this year incorporated some lesser known tunes which, whilst not always instantly recognisable, were performed so well that I am sure they will have piqued an interest to seek out the full shows from which they were taken.  In making this selection, Director Joanne Hand and Dos debutant MD Steven Hood have certainly brought an exposure to shows which may have otherwise been missed; Children of Eden, Copacabana, Big River, Newsies and Ghost were ably supported by more traditional stalwarts from Wicked, Chess, Mamma Mia, Joseph and the quite brilliant Rent.  Youthful enthusiasm, a trademark of previous DOS ensembles, remains super strong amongst the new ‘Dossers’ as they attacked each number with unreserved energy and passion although the number which seemed to illict the warmest response was reserved for evergreen Sam Morrison and stately Julian Cound who, through Small Umbrella in the Rain (Little Women) gave a masterclass in how to use 3 minutes to tell a lifetime’s story.

As for the Hippodrome itself, it is a masterpiece of sympathetic restoration of the old theatre coupled with the new, airy and stylish additions of foyer bar, heritage walkways and enhanced viewing.  The seating is very comfortable (important when attending shows with rather long first acts) with noticeably more leg room.  The new décor creates a sense of light and space, with the stage feeling not only bigger but more open, giving the audience a cinematic experience.  One habitual problem for older theatres has been how to engage with the new digital sound systems required for modern touring shows (especially musicals) – thankfully, this is no longer a challenge for the Hippodrome; the new acoustics are brilliant, perfectly demonstrated by the stand out performer of the night, Naomi Potts, whose rendition from Phantom of the Opera was crystal clear and pure without ever sounding loud or forced.

Never has the future of musical theatre in Darlington been so exciting; a 1^st class venue and a 1^st class Society.

Flashdance at Sunderland Empire

The 3rd biggest movie of 1983 (behind Return of the Jedi and Terms of Endearment) gets its leg warmers back on for a high octane dance fest filling theatres and delighting dance fans of all ages.

Since Tom Hedley penned the story of a dancing welder in Pittsburgh way back in the early 80’s the world has changed but one thing that has remained constant is the public love for a great story, brilliant dancing and of course, iconic songs.  This current incarnation, directed by Hannah Chissick and with world famous Joanne Clifton as the lead Alex Owens, has been brought right up to date with stunning use of digital screens, hi-tech lighting and some very recognisable choreography.

The story, for anyone who has lived in a cave for the past 30+ years is split across 3 arcs with Alex the thread between all 3.  She is an apprentice welder by day and wannabe dancer by night who befriends the steel mill owner whilst trying to save her best friend, Gloria (Hollie-Ann Lowe and a definite rival for star of the show) from ending up at the local sleaze bar & strip club.  Along the way Alex has to decide between trying to conform to the expectations of society and remaining true to her own passions and does so through such eternal favourites as Gloria, Maniac, and What a Feeling.

The original movie was noticeably lauded for its approach being somewhat akin to the infant MTV – it was purposefully shot like a series of individual music videos stitched together by the story and this stage show retains that feel.  Sadly though, this doesn’t always make for coherence when being viewed on a live stage.  For all that the stories interweave, there were times where they felt they had been written by 3 different people, in separate rooms and then pushed together to form the whole; the pacing was a little inconsistent and some of the numbers felt like fillers before the next well known song.  This in no way detracted from the cast’s delivery but just meant it felt a little stilted.  That said, the dance numbers, compiled by Matt Cole, were like a who’s who of 80’s dance icons – Madonna, Michael Jackson, Paula Abdul, Janet Jackson and of course the original Jennifer Beals’ moves all play heavily into each routine.

The set design by Takis was ingenuity at its best; the use of LED display screens to seamlessly move the action from steel mill to dance studio to bar to apartment meant there was very little down time at all and by using the cast to move the 2 screens and stair cases kept the flow of the show without dropping a beat.

It was very clear from the sell out audience that this show, its parent movie and the soundtrack remain ever popular.  The iconic songs have become woven into the 80’s consciousness (though I don’t recall the Joan Jett standard “I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll” featuring in the movie) and coupled with the dancing are sure to delight any dancers or dance students – even to my untrained eye it was an impressive display and one which will undoubtedly continue to delight.

★★★

Young Frankenstein at the Theatre Royal

If Laughter is the best medicine, the Dr will see you now !

Are you sick of turning on the TV only to be met by scenes of doom, gloom, Brexit, Trump, ‘NOKO’ and the ever failing economy ?  Then the remedy is simple – turn it off again, grab your coat and head for Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein.

This monster musical is based on Brooks’ Oscar nominated movie of the same name and if the reaction of the Theatre Royal crowd is anything to go by, it’s about to smash the West End.  It is unashamedly funny, deliciously dark and dirty in equal measures and makes no apologies for at times being just down right daft – and that’s what people will love most.

The story pays homage to all the old horror films made great in the 30’s and 40’s that were then recreated by Hammer, Roger Corman and Richard O’Brien in the 60’s/70’s but from the opening song there is no mistaking that this is Mel Brooks; brilliant, witty, sexy, Mel Brooks whose love of Jewish culture, vaudeville, slapstick and women’s bodies have already made hits of Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs and The Producers (to name but a few).

The cast are all brilliant and clearly have bought into the Brooks mindset of don’t let the audience dwell too long on one joke before hitting them with the next, it keeps things feeling fresh (and makes for repeat ticket sales, I reckon you need to see it 3 or 4 time before you’ll feel you’ve managed to see everything).  Hadley Fraser has a most difficult task in replicating the wonderful Gene Wilder as Frederick Frankenstein yet gives the audience enough of himself peppered with Wilder-isms to never be guilty of just copying the original.  He tackles the super-fast wordplay with aplomb, can sing and dance with the best of them and never missed a cue despite having some of the most beautifully distracting legs to play opposite.

Fans of Brooks’ films will recognise many familiar themes; the scene introducing Inga (the gorgeous Summer Strallen) as Frankenstein’s assistant echoes Ulla’s first day for The Producers, the play between Frankenstein and the irrepressible Ross Noble as Igor has the same warm humour as Sherriff Bart and The Wacko Kid and even the Monster (Shuler Hensley brilliantly filling the big shoes) could be a distant relative of Mongo.  Special note to Noble, could there be a better role for his madcap, zany and totally loveable humour ?

Of course, a musical needs songs and once again, Brooks delivers a soundtrack that will surely become a huge hit cast recording.  Both Dianne Pilkington as Elizbeth Benning (Frankenstein’s repressed fiancé) and Lesley Joseph as Frau Blucher (the housekeeper) have solo numbers which don’t so much give an insight into their ideas of love as rip open their blouses and proudly show their heaving bosoms.

This was a wonderful opportunity to see the show before it hits the West End - to be able to say “I saw it first” will be a proud boast over the next few months when it undoubtedly rips up the reviews and gives London an epidemic of aching ribs.  

★★★★★ and a hump

The Very Hungry Caterpillar @ The Majestic Theatre, Darlington

Since 1969 when it was first published, Eric Care’s The Very Hungry Caterpillar has enthralled children of each and every generation – the illustrations and style have become almost synonymous for educational and entertaining children’s books and set out a blueprint for others to follow.  Now his creations have been brought to life on stage by Jonathan Rockefeller and, given the reaction from one particularly young theatre goer, this is a smash hit.

The show actually covers 4 of Care’s stories, each engagingly told through the use of some amazing puppets, very vivid lighting and lots and lots of movement – my grand daughter who only recently turned 1 sat riveted for most of the show, loving the non-stop action – in fact she only got restless when one of her favourite characters left the stage, standing on mum’s lap to shout for the sea horse to come back.

There is some very clever ideas around painting pictures which then come to life, emerging on stage as full size puppets which just added to the magic of the show and ensured it kept tiny and slightly bigger minds watching and guessing what might happen next.

Of course, the star of the show is the caterpillar and the eponymous final story is a finale to send all the audience, young and old, on their way home feeling very well entertained.  There were many comments from parents & guardians afterwards who were surprised by just how engaging it was for the adults as well as the children – I guess we have all read, listened to (or in some cases, been) The Very Hungry Caterpillar in our lives.

The Majestic Theatre in Darlington is the perfect venue for this very colourful and visually engaging show; it is intimate, relaxed and ideal to cater for children who might otherwise feel a little intimidated by a more austere theatre.  That sense of relaxation spread to the parents too and as such, everyone was able to sit back, kick back and wallow in good old-fashioned story telling brought right up to date.