Straight from the horse’s mouth
In this current climate of dodgy
politicians, corrupt cricketers and footballers fraudulently pretending to
actually give a d… it was quite fitting that this week’s foray to the theatre
was to watch a Whitehall Farce centred around a crooked bookie and his two
accomplices devising a cunning plan to 'get rich quick’. John Chapman’s
play, first performed in 1954, is set in the 1930’s with the quintessential
English approach to lovable rogues, the stiff upper lip of the officer classes
and the almost dismissive way ‘Johnny foreigner’ is treated.
The plot is simplicity in itself – Honest Alf,
Flash Harry and Fred (I kid you not, these are the names used) plan to kidnap
the odds-on favourite horse and replace it with their own decrepit nag and
thus, by laying on the horse to lose, pocket a tidy £10,000. Think Arthur
Daley running Channel 4 racing. In true style, the plan immediately
starts to unravel, first when they realise that the replacement horse would never
pass muster as the favourite, and then when they take up their digs for race
week only to find that the jockey, a diminutive Frenchman who speaks not a word
of the Queens English, is also ‘stabled’ at the same inn. Secret
passages, eccentric characters and malapropisms abound to create a degree of
controlled mayhem.
The pacing isn’t perhaps as slick and tight as some of the
better known farces; there was a little too much time taken with setting up the
back story of the Colonel and his family having only recently taken over the
inn, but it is a nostalgic look back at a style of stage production which ruled
the West End for many decades. The fact that Dry Rot features in the National
Theatres top 100 plays of all time is more to recognise the well crafted script
than any timelessness of the production.
The slapstick style of mad-cap humour normally associated with
farce is sadly missing , but this didn’t really detract from a very funny story
played out by a very capable cast of some of the country's best loved faces,
including Liza Goddard, Susan Penhaligon (with
a creamy West Country accent that made me weak every time she spoke), Gareth
Hale & Norman Pace, Neil Stacy and Derren
Nesbitt.
Particular mention to Zoe Mills as Susan
Wagstaff who brought a real period feel to her look and performance – part wide
eyed debutante, part love struck damsel whose flawless appearance is very
reminiscent of the silent movie screen idols Lillian Gish and Blanche
Sweet.
Farces are a dying production, driven to their graves by the
desire for more immediate, and perhaps more risque humour, but there is still a
place for a good farce, if for no other reason than to see where our current
comedic shows have their roots. Dry Rot is on at Darlington Civic until
Saturday June 30th